Nah, I'd Win
Nah, I'd Win is a hidden achievement in Bloons TD 6, introduced in version 48.0. It is obtained by completing Spa Pits on Hard Difficulty[1] after activating the harder version of the map without enabling Monkey Knowledge, using Powers, or using continues (Insta Monkeys, extra income, selling, Perks, buying Hero Boosters, or losing lives are allowed). The player does not necessarily need to play CHIMPS to earn it, can play on any mode on Hard difficulty, and can use Double Cash Mode or Fast Track Mode.
Strategy
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The following strategy is a modified version of the guide done by unescaped[2] in a game of Hard standard. The position of the Towers in the central lake will be described by a clock position, and unless described, they should be placed the closest to the border of the lake as possible:
- Select Benjamin as the Hero, start the game and activate the Tar Pits; the extra income does not affect the Achievement.
- Round 3: Place a Monkey Sub at the 12 o'clock position; it should be able to see a portion of the track on the 3 top pits. Place a Dart Monkey between the bottom two pits, in the point where they are the closest and start the game.
- Some lives will be lost during the game, especially during rounds 4 and 36, this doesn't affect the achievement and Benjamin will restore them.
- Round 5: Place another Monkey Sub between 8 and 9 o'clock position, in the middle of the two pits.
- Round 7: Place a third Monkey Sub between 3 and 4 o'clock position, in the middle of the two pits.
- Round 13: Place Benjamin mid-round next to the original entrance. Benjamin and the Snipers of next step should be at the start of their tracks for Advanced Intel Subs. It is important to place him mid-round so he can get the end-of-round XP and reach Level 7 on time for Round 40 without spending extra Cash.
- Rounds 14−15: Place two Sniper Monkeys: first one close to the Bloon entrance of the bottom left pit and the second one next to entrance of the top right pit; set their targeting to Strong.
- Rounds 16−20: Upgrade the topmost Monkey Sub 2-0-0 and then to 2-0-2.
- Rounds 22-23: Upgrade both Sniper Monkeys to 1-0-0.
- Round 26: Upgrade the 2-0-2 Sub to 2-0-3 Triple Guns.
- Rounds 27−31: Place an Alchemist at around 1 o'clock position, the 2-0-3 Sub should be the only Tower in its range, upgrade it to 3-0-0 Berserker Brew.
- Rounds 33-35: Place a Monkey Buccaneer at the center of the lake and upgrade it to 0-0-2. Then upgrade it to 0-3-2 Cannon Ship.
- Round 37-38: Place a 0-0-2 Monkey Village to the left to the bottom left Sub, near the point where the two pits are the closest, as right as possible, but not in the spot next to the Sub. Upgrade it to 1-0-2; the Sub should end in range after the upgrade.
- Round 38: Place a Banana Farm as far bottom left as possible from the Village but in discount range. Upgrade it to 1-0-0 and 2-0-0 mid-round.
- Round 39-40: Upgrade the bottom left Monkey Sub to 2-0-0 and then to 2-0-3.
- Round 40: Benjamin's Bloon Trojan should affect the MOAB to eliminate the Ceramic children.
- Round 42: Give the bottom left sub its own 3-0-0 Alchemist; place it in the space right of the Village.
- Round 44: Upgrade the Farm to 2-0-3 Marketplace.
- Round 45-48: Add a third Sniper Monkey at the top left of the Village; upgrade it to 0-2-0 and then to 0-2-4 Full Auto Rifle.
- Round 49: Give the 0-2-4 Sniper an Alchemist, placing it near to the original Bloon exit but in discount range, and upgrade it to 3-2-0. The 0-2-4 Sniper should be the only one in range.
- Round 50: Upgrade the Village to 2-0-2. Add four 1-1-0 Glue Gunners next to the entrances of all pits, except the bottom left one; they shouldn't be on the range of any Alchemist. Set their targeting to Strong. These will help with the Ceramics inside the MOABs due to Bloon Trojan RNG.
- Round 57: Upgrade the 0-2-4 Sniper to 0-2-5 Elite Defender.
- Rounds 58-60: Add another Sniper to the left of the Elite Defender, and upgrade it to 0-3-2 Bouncing Bullet. Then place another Alchemist at the left of this Sniper and upgrade it to 3-0-0.
- Round 61: Upgrade the Elite Defender's Alchemist to 4-2-0 Stronger Stimulant. This helps to deal with the Ceramic rushes more reliably.
- Round 64: Upgrade the Bouncing Bullet Sniper to 0-4-2 Supply Drop.
- Round 66: Supply Drop ability should be ready near the start of the round; use it as soon as possible.
- Round 69: Ability should be ready again mid-round; use it and upgrade the 0-4-2 Sniper to 0-5-2 Elite Sniper when the cash is available. Change its targeting to First. It is not necessary to keep using the ability.
- Round 71-73: Upgrade the two remaining 3-2-0 Alchemists in the Village's range to 4-2-0.
- Round 74-77: Upgrade the Sniper in the bottom left pit entrance to 4-0-2 Maim MOAB and give it its own 4-2-0 Alchemist. Its targeting should still be in Strong. This is enough to defeat the ZOMG in Round 80.
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No longer works on Easy or Medium difficulty, only Hard
Trivia
[edit | edit source]- Bill from Ninja Kiwi (as u/BilltoniumWeaver) has officially stated in a Reddit comment that he was the one to have come up with the idea behind this achievement.[3]
- The name of this achievement references a quote by Satoru Gojo in the Jujutsu Kaisen manga.
In other languages
[edit | edit source]| Language | Text | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Arabic | لا، سأفوز | — |
| Danish | Neej, jeg ville vinde | — |
| German | Nö, ich würde gewinnen. | — |
| Spanish | Nada, la victoria es mía | — |
| Spanish (Latin America) | No, ganaría yo | — |
| Finnish | Nääh, voittaisin | — |
| French | Nan, c’est moi qui gagnerais | — |
| Italian | Nah, vincerei io | — |
| Japanese | いいや、勝つのは俺だ | — |
| Korean | 그래도 내가 이겨 | — |
| Dutch | Nee hoor, ik zou winnen | — |
| Norwegian | Nah, jeg ville vunnet | — |
| Polish | Ee, ogarnąłbym | — |
| Portuguese (Brazil) | Eu Dou Conta | — |
| Russian | Не, я выиграю | — |
| Swedish | Äsch, jag kommer att vinna | — |
| Thai | ไม่ ฉันจะชนะ | — |
| Turkish | Saçmalama, Ben Yenerdim | — |
| Chinese (simplified) | 不,我会赢 | — |
| Chinese (traditional) | 不,我會贏的 | — |
| Language | Text | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Arabic | سأفوز بجدارة | — |
| Danish | Jeg nærmest NAPSFRILLSede det | — |
| German | Einfach GE-NAPSFRILLS‘t | — |
| Spanish | Básicamente, lo has CLAVADO. | — |
| Spanish (Latin America) | Eso fue NAPSFRILLS | — |
| Finnish | Käytännössä NAPSFRILLS | — |
| French | Tout fait tout seul | — |
| Italian | In pratica: un sacco di restrizioni | — |
| Japanese | 基本的にNAPSFRILLSっぽく何も考えずに適当にやった | — |
| Korean | 풀제약으로 정면 돌파 | — |
| Dutch | Gewoon NAPSFRILLS. | — |
| Norwegian | Jeg NAPSFRILLS-et det | — |
| Polish | NAPSFRILLS na maksa | — |
| Portuguese (Brazil) | Faça o desafio NAPSFRILLS. | — |
| Russian | Как говорится, NAPSFRILLS | — |
| Swedish | Praktiskt taget vunnit med NAPSFRILLS | — |
| Thai | โดยพื้นฐานแล้วจะแนปส์ฟริลล์ | — |
| Turkish | Kısaca NAPSFRILLS'lendi | — |
| Chinese (simplified) | 基本上用NAPSFRILLS策略就搞定了 | — |
| Chinese (traditional) | 差不多躺贏 | — |
References
[edit | edit source]- ↑ NK Bill r/btd6 comment about Nah I'd Win explaining why Easy no longer works in 48.1
- ↑ unescaped (Fri, 11 Apr 2025). "Nah, I'd Win | Tar Pits Secret Achievement Guide for New Patch (BTD6)". YouTube. Retrieved Sat, 19 Apr 2025.
- ↑ NK Bill comment: From the brain behind the secret achievement "Nah, I'd Win" I bring you all another masterpiece of a secret achievement, I can't wait for you all to get your hands on this update! :)