Welcome! I am Desarch, an Administrator that specializes in legacy iOS Bloons games. Even though I specialize in legacy iOS Bloons, this does not mean I do not play other Bloons titles on occasion. You can contact me privately through email ([email protected]) or Discord if you want help with legacy iOS (iOS 10 and below) related matters, or want legacy iOS Bloons ipa files.

Current progress on recording Bloons Festive Fun solutions:90/93, missing three were done in UDM, non UDM solutions are WIP.
Current progress on recording Bloons iOS solutions:None

If there is a problem with a user, you can let me or another admin know on our talk pages.

Friending users on Ninja Kiwi's site

  • Log in through https://ninjakiwi.com/flash/login
  • Access profile through https://ninjakiwi.com/profile and remove the banner ads from NK somehow (inspect element is a common way, uBlock Origin is another)
  • After clearing the garbage, search up the username of someone you plan on friending and follow them, then have them follow you back (or the reverse) and it will make both of you friends.

Legacy iOS recording setup

Unfortunately, my setups do not work with very low iOSes (iOS 4.3.5 in my case).

  • Before March 2025, I mirrored my iPad 2 footage onto my PC by using AirPlay. I used 5kPlayer but I highly recommend using a capture card instead. I have however not tried using Reflector, which may be a better AirPlay reliant software.
  • Starting March 2025, I now use an EVGA XR1 Lite with an adapter that lets me connect it with my iPad 2. Footage is much smoother with this method, and less of a hassle now that I can record it with OBS. If wifi ever stops being readily available, it also means I can still record footage, and unlike AirPlay, this works natively on Linux.

List of ipa files I can supply

Note that for paid games still on the App Store, I will not supply ipas without proof of purchase. For games that feature a "restore purchases" button, please avoid pressing the button as it can brick you out of said game.

BATTD Guides not on mainspace

Memes

  This user has Completed Bloons Festive Fun.
  This user has Completed Hot Air Bloon (iOS).
  This user has completed Level Pack 1 of Bloons (iOS).
  This user has completed the Lite version of Bloons (iOS).
  This user has completed the Lite+ version of Bloons (iOS).
  This user has bricked herself out of Bloons 2 (mobile) but completed it beforehand.
  This user has played Bloons TD 6+.
  This user has not played Bloons Blast.

Scuffed PC Specs

  • Ryzen 7 9800X3D
  • Radeon RX 7600
  • Gigabyte X870 GAMING X Motherboard
  • Thermalright Peerless Assassin 120 SE
  • 32GB DDR5-6400 CL38 RAM
  • Crucial P3 Plus 2 TB NVME
  • be quiet! Pure Power 12 M 850 W 80+ Gold Modular ATX PSU
  • Fractal Design Pop Air Black
  • LG WH14NS40 Blu-Ray/DVD/CD Writer
  • os: Arch btw

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